Tuesday, September 19, 2017

France Day 13 Beaune – Off Roading in Wine Country, Part Deux


We have breakfast at the Inn.  Mandy cannot get enough of the jams made right here by Annmarie, the owner.  The raspberry explodes with fresh berries, sweet and tangy.  The peach is mellow and sweet and Mandy is delighted every time she finds a big piece of fruit like a Crackerjack prize.  Some goes in our fresh made yogurt.  Some on those big flaky croissants.  Some more to compliment the selection of local cheese.  All with a big pot of strong brewed coffee and we’re some happy campers.  (Can you tell I’m writing this on an empty stomach?)

Across the street and through the wall and it’s time to see more of Beaune.  It’s Thursday. Market day, but the on-again-off-again rain has kept some of the vendors away.  We’re magnetically drawn to the husband and wife team, he selling olives, she the cheese.  We’re encouraged to sample and realize this is gonna be a foodie day.  The big plump olives are in several different preparations, and our favorites are the spicy mix and the garlic Kalamata.  He suggests the tapenades, and when giving me a big scoop of the garlic tapenade, he looks at Mandy and says “no kiss!”  She still cannot believe any self-respecting Frenchman would do anything to discourage kissing.  The generous cheese samples come next.  We pick a two-year and a three-year, one aged sharp and the other aged creamy and salty.  The next vendor has a remarkable selection of charcuterie.  We order 100g (about a quarter pound) of his signature cured hard sausage and some sun-dried tomatoes.  We wander through the shops in town and find the patisserie.  We order the 0.90€ baguette, long and crispy, with a pillowy interior.  Best buck we spent in Europe.  The clerk takes the loaf sets it diagonally on a sheet of waxy paper, grabs two corners and, with a quick twist and a “viola!” (pronounced “wa lah!”) hands us bread perfectly wrapped in a bow.  The French have such a simple way of making everything so… so… French!

We head out to explore more of the Burgundy region, this time south of Beaune.  We head toward Santenay to find Trois Croix.  We explore the villages along the way and when we get close, Mandy puts “Trois Croix” into Google Maps.  We know it’s at the top of the mountain, and the GPS starts us upwards.  Things get very familiar when the pavement ends and the little rocks turn to big rocks.  Although my respect for the little SUV has grown with each adventure, it still loses purchase on the big, course shale.  The tight switchbacks are especially challenging as we lose all momentum in the tight turn, then chunking big stones into the underside of the rental when we accelerate again.  Mandy is having as little fun this time as she had the last time, white knuckling the oh-shit handle.  But the GPS in her left hand keeps directing us up.  We stop when we see the big Charolais in the field beside what’s left of the steep trail.  The big white horned cows are raised for meat, and these four laying and grazing and wondering what the hell our Fiat is doing here.  We take a break and some pictures.  Mandy catches her breath and we decide to head back down, shut the damn GPS off and just follow the French road signs.  Like hiking, downhill, although assisted by gravity, tends to be the tougher half of the trip.  Same tight, rocky turns, same lack of traction, but now if I take one a little wide there’s the added attraction of the 1000 vertical foot drop.  One hand on the wheel, one on the shifter, one trying to keep Mandy’s heart in her chest.  Back on the paved road, we follow the signs (and the pavement) all the way to the parking area at the top of the mountain.  We really shouldn’t overthink these things.

We walk the last steep two hundred yard to Trois Croix.  Three Crosses, 25 feet tall each, overlooking the valley bestowing their blessing and protection.  It’s a dramatic installation and the fast moving clouds make it even more so.  There are a few groups of hikers up here carrying big bright colored packs.  We find a sturdy, table-height half round sign that will be the perfect place for our picnic lunch, offering great views and a flat surface.  As we unpack the olives, bread, cheese and wine, one of the hikers walks by starting his dissent and greets us with a hearty “bon appetit!”  The wind is blowing, the clouds rolling by, the wine is flowing, and the 360 degree views of the vineyards and villages are astounding.  We roughly rip the bread and take turns making new combinations with our gourmet ingredients.  If you’ve ever had the “best meal ever” discussion, you know it’s not just the food, but the entire situation around the food.  This is definitely top 10. 

On the way back to Beaune, we stop to see a still working windmill, the kind I associate with Amsterdam, not France.  We head on to Chateau de la Rochepot, a castle overlooking the village of the same name.  It’s beautiful and picturesque and we are, quite frankly, burnt out on the whole castle thing.  We walk around the grounds for a few minutes, take a few pictures and decide what we really want to do… nap and hang out at the inn for a while.  It’s a nice way to spend a late afternoon on vacation. 

Two weeks is a long vacation, and eating out constantly can become too much.  We did really good in that department.  Until Beaune.  Traditional French is delicious, but rib-stickingly heavy.  Even on a foodie day like today, we need simple for dinner.  We go to Brasserie La Carnot for a salad and a thin crust pizza.  Sitting in the sidewalk café, we see Lara and Jason, the couple from Denver from last night.  We make plans to meet up after dinner.  We connect in the square about 10:30 and look for place for a drink.  We figure we’ll give Les Coulisses Beaune a try because the sign and doorway looked cool.  Inside the doorway, we head down a hallway to a narrow set of steps down.  We walk into an amazingly trendy hip bar lounge space.  A wine cave reimagined into speakeasy, the low arched ceilings lend an intimacy to the place, and the vintage pop music and hidden lighting glow give everything a super cool vibe.  Groups of stylish 20-somethings, thin and beautiful, couples huddled intimately at corner tables.  I wouldn’t be surprised if a liquor commercial broke out.  We’re home.  One of the two guys behind the bar comes over to take our order.  Missing home and the American bar scene, Mandy orders a Jack, rocks on the side.  I order a Goose martini, but no Goose.  After some ribbing about this being the only decent bar in all of France and not having THE essential French vodka (OK, THE essential vodka, period) we take a recommendation for some Russian brand we have never heard of.  We spend the evening talking life, food, drink, work and travel with Lara and Jason, sipping and laughing.  As the hour gets later we are talking to the barmen more, too.  We learn that they are the owners and have recently opened after a year long renovation.  Super nice guys working hard to achieve their vision.  Around 1:30 We finally hit the wall, in this case, the curved fieldstone wall.  Some selfies to commemorate the night and we’re buzzily off to bed.  




















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